Why Computers Crash
By Anonymous (with apologies to Dr. Seuss)
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort,
and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
and your data is corrupted ‘cause the index doesn't hash,
then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall;
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse;
then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang.
When the copy on your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk,
and the macro code instructions are causing unnecessary risk,
then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM,
and then quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!
Well, that certainly clears things up for me! How about you?
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There onct was a sister name BJ,
She play dem 'puter games,
She enter too many 'dem portals,
And her house went up in flames!
--Frodo (in memory of Left-Eye Lopes)
Wow, I can read this much better now. Did you change the format or something?
Leslie
Leslie: I had been pasting my copy from Word in a bold format and had not realized it was not showing up bold on my blog. Everything looks much bigger on my end because of my "accessibility" settings. Glad it's better. I'll continue to set posts in bold. BJ
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